I would do disgusting things to her.
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
I need to learn how to correctly highlight and contour!
Makeup is ridiculous. “Beauty” is ridiculous.
Makeup is my escape, my hobby, my career & I enjoy it.
If you don’t wear it that’s fine but I’m no worse of a person or less attractive because I do.
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing